Then we tell them only crazys see them.. lets pick trailer-park people. Who'd believe them?
Next let send the "rovers" to ... I dunno.. MARS, because well that's a planet WE know had life.
Then we slip in that water is there.
A few years later we find microscopic fossils.
So in about 100 years we finally break it to them that the Martians have been here all along.
We just didn't want to scare anyone..."
Sort of like telling someone their cat died without being blunt...
First Call: "Well Snooky went on the roof. She's stuck, Ive called the fire dept."
Next call: "Snooky fell when they were trying to save her. She is in intensive care at the hospital."
Next Call: "Snooky is taking a turn for the worst."
Final Call: "I'm sorry Snooky didn't make it but she meowed your name at the last."
When in reality he accidentially ran over Snooky when he backed out of the drive.
Same deal with "Life on other planets".


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